Some advice to Gordon and David

1.07.13pm BST (GMT +0100) Tue 8th Jul 2008

Gordon Brown and David Cameron have been giving me a fair bit of advice in the last few days - Gordon wants me to waste less food and David Cameron wants me to lose weight.

Now they are almost certainly both right, but why don't they mind their own business.

I actually don't waste that much food - I suspect I am one of the better people I know at eating all of my food - which might be why I am fat as David has rightly told me I am.

Now my mum can call me fat, my doctor can give me diet advice and my veg man can advise me on food waste - Gordon and David can keep their advice!